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  Anyone into on-line games?

  by wannahelp in

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  hey,.

  how about we get together and play some on-line games?.

  yahoo has great card games.. or how about some chess.. .

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  Missie Eff

  Sounds like good wholesome Christian entertainment like what you stay in for with your good wholesome Christian family.

  Next we'll all be pictured sitting under a rug under a tree on a sunny day, with smiles on our faces - on the cover of Awake!
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  Having Children Inside vs Outside The Organizatio

  by Ranchette in

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  i feel cheated because i wouldnt know what its like to experience pregnancy and the birth of my children the way it was meant to be.. a completely natural and joyous event in human life was sabotaged by this religion!.

  im sure there are others who know what i mean.. i would be interested to hear stories of others who have had children both inside and out of this organization.. i would like to explain what i mean.. i was raised as a witness and was always expected to be an example.

  from as far back as i can remember we were taught that armageddon was just around the corner.

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  Missie Eff

  Too right you're on the right track now.

  I'm under the opinion that nothing in life should mean more to you than your family. Children are great - enjoy them before they grow up!

  Much love
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  Only J.w's will survive the big A

  by toddy in

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  my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.

  sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!

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  Missie Eff

  Cool, thanks for letting me know Edward.

  I'm new here. Just finding my feet. Didn't mean to sound rude (sorry!).

  Good to know there are still a few antagonists around!
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  Only J.w's will survive the big A

  by toddy in

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  my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.

  sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!

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  Missie Eff

  Confused...after reading his last posting, will someone tell me if this person is genuine?
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  Only J.w's will survive the big A

  by toddy in

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  my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.

  sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!

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  Missie Eff

  Mr Gentry, my love, why are you here?

  Maybe you need to ask yourself this.

  Are you merely a figure of argument for the purposes of furthering our adult and free minded discussion or are you seriously trying to convert the converted-and-then-unconverted? Surely, the teachings given from the platform forbid you from talking with disfellowshipped people.

  Your attitude doesn't sound to Christian to me. If you want to join us, however, feel free - I think you should tell your freinds first though, don't you?

  Love Missie Eff xxx
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  Inappropriate behaviour

  by Missie Eff in

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  has anybody ever had any urges to act strangely at the kingdom hall?.

  i remember having two very strong urges:.

  the first was to stand up while everybody else was quietly listening to the meeting and throw my bible across the hall in a fit of frustration with the intention of hitting someone and waking up.

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  Missie Eff

  I have to say, Celtic that you have made me hoot at your reply. Thanks.

  It wasn't the fart on the seat that was the best - it was the one you did during a prayer I seem to imagine. You and the rest of the guys used to sit near the back in a row (I used to sit next to Colin).

  And yes, I had forgotten most of the people you'd mentioned. Crap aside, it was amusimg sometimes.

  PS How's your family?
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  Only J.w's will survive the big A

  by toddy in

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  my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.

  sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!

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  Missie Eff

  Mustang you clever old moo....

  But they have their own rules...

  Ignorance is bliss as far as the masses are concerned anyway.
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  Inappropriate behaviour

  by Missie Eff in

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  has anybody ever had any urges to act strangely at the kingdom hall?.

  i remember having two very strong urges:.

  the first was to stand up while everybody else was quietly listening to the meeting and throw my bible across the hall in a fit of frustration with the intention of hitting someone and waking up.

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  Missie Eff

  Has anybody ever had any urges to act strangely at the Kingdom Hall?

  I remember having two very strong urges:
  The first was to stand up while everybody else was quietly listening to the meeting and throw my bible across the hall in a fit of frustration with the intention of hitting someone and waking up
  everybody else there.
  The other was to make monkey noises when the whole congregation broke into applause. We were like monkeys - we didn't know why we were clapping most of the time.

  These urges have now changed. I obviously no longer attend meetings but if I did wonder into a Kingdom Hall I would do one of two things (or both even!:
  Lead out the children (in Pied Piper fashion). Adults are free to believe what the hell they like but instilling unecessary fear and brainwashing children is wrong.
  Secondly, I would swagger up to the platform, pull down my pants and show my shiny, round, white ass to the congretation.

  That ought to wake a few nodders-off up!

  Anyone else out there as weird as I am?
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  The Apostate Computer Virus

  by Mindchild in

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  warning: this thread is for educational, entertainment or informative uses only!

  i am not advocating or encouraging anything...just dreaming.... after recently discovering the extent of the wtb&t's dependence upon compaq computers i was just entertaining a little fantasy about releasing the good news virus into their computer systems, which would propagate through email and also automatically be downloaded from apostate sites that the witnesses undoubtedly spy upon.

  this virus would be rather nasty i'm afraid.. instead of doing something along the lines of cleaning out their hard drive or posting obscene material it would do the following:.

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  Missie Eff

  Remind them of all the oral sex they've missed!
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  Only J.w's will survive the big A

  by toddy in

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  my question is,if it is true that only j.w's will survive then surely everybody on the planet should at least get the option of becoming a witness,but there are people living in remote parts of the world who rarely come into contact with civilisation,im pretty sure there are still small tribes of people living in some rainforest who haven't even been discovered yet,where do theses people fit in,do they just perish like the rest of us?.

  sorry if this is a daft question,been on the guinness all night!

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  Missie Eff

  Oh yes, that's the jist of it. So that's why we've all got to get out on the ministry!

  I am sure that one of our better read friends will find a quote somewhere but I seem to remember reading about this a while ago.

  Ignorance is no excuse.